The Top Ten Possible New Band Names
for Three Hour Tour
(in the wake of their bout with
vertigo)
[courtesy of Carl Gibbs]
10. The Outpatients
9. The Upchucks
8. The Barely Ambulatories
7. The Dizzeezez
6. The Quarantines
5. The Cure (NOT)
4. The Hypochondriacs
3. Betty and the Bed-Pans
2. The Dizzeebabes